Bertha Fats: 2 Second Offense

Currently the Bertha Fats building is being torn apart carefully and being reconstructed due to it's very poor condition of almost collapsing. Due to lack of maintence, prolonged exposure to the FL humidity for 2 straight years, abuse, and being left in the rain twice the construct is serverly damaged and is now being repaired. The good news is is that the architects tell us that the building might not have to be replaced which would seriously set back the release date. We appologize for the ludicrous wait for the release of the film, but due to the lack of financing and crew this is what has happened to the planned perfect sequel. If you should have any questions feal free to Contact Us

The opening sequence was ran through once, but due to a thunderstorm and other technical difficulties we had to hault filming. Although filming time was limited, we were able to point out our mistakes and currently the opening sequence is planned to be filmed on the next clear night.

The opening sequence of BFII has been successfully filmed , and it's simply stunning. We gave our viewers a sneak peek at the sequence in the studio and they were amazed at the professional look of the intro dubbed with the BBFII theme song Planet of the Apes. The score is perfect for the situation- Bertha Fat being brought back to life by one of her henchman scientists. As for the building, it's not looking good. Our storage facility keeps stacking items on it and slamming items into it. The hick-look-out has been removed and disposed of, the 3 small balconys are ready to fall off and infastructure is unstable due to prolonged exposure to humidity. In addition storage manager Sherrie Morkunas has threatened to throw out the Bertha Fat house if it's not destroyed soon.

Well Sherrie Morkunas's threat was as real as Bertha's golden toilet seat! She threw out the entire Bertha Fat's complex that took months to build and hours of meticulous detail to construct. The problem lied in people willing to help with the production. Karl Morkunas can't figure out everything and it takes a dedicated team to film a great movie and that's exactly what it lacked. The complex was going on 3 years old and was in a extremely poor condition. Our Mexican janitor, assistant to Mrs. Morkunas said "I sometimes ate my bean burritos on it and played cards on it with my bambino Taco Bell friends! I even saw a woodsmen chase down a small dog and rape it inside the Bertha Fats box! I got the video and am putting it on Kazaa for all the desperate horny men to download!" Of course you now know why our mexican is working as a janitor, he has a big mouth that we sometimes duct tape. We also like to chase him around the studio firing pellet guns at him and paintball guns while calling him names such as "Stupid SPIC!" or "Friggen POS mexican". Oh I'm just rambling now, sorry about that. Well I better get back to work. Keep looking for more updates!